Merrill Lynch bonuses are Shit!

If you are a fixed income guy at Merrill Lynch your bonus was not very good this year.  One fixed income research employee, inspired by not receiving a bonus, shit all over the floor.  A Merrill Lynch spokesperson claims it was merely “an accident in one of the stalls”.  However, the inside scoop seems to be: “The way we first heard it is that a guy took a dump in the rest room, stomped in it, and then dragged it all over the place by walking around with it on his shoes”. I guess my bonus doesn’t seem so bad this year!!!